Holy crap, I am so glad I watched this
I have found the successor to Billy Mays.
im just concerned about how a person can be that terrible at cracking eggs
she’s cracking those eggs like she’s fuckin’ pissed at them. Like they’ve personally wronged her somehow. Deeply and emotionally.
Fuck you eggs.
so enthusiastic about eggs
I love her. I love the cracker.
I just love laughing at how bad the person in the beginning is at cracking eggs.
EGG SHELLS IN MY QUICHE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WALL] EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT OUR M̼̲̲̦̼̞̬̼A̪͇̣͕͞D̰ ̶̡̣̭̝̥K̩͇̯͕̳̟̲̩͘Ì̤͘N͈̙͎̫̮͔͓͢G̪̩̥̟̕ ̘͈̞̤R͍̕Ý̴̢̝̤͎̹̭A̴͓̘̦̙͙͎̥̯̤͡Ǹ̶͍̫̯͈̟̜ ̡͈̯̪͟H̶̞͔̼̗̩Á̜̤͢Y̶̵̹̹̺W̳̦̞͈̤̩̥̞͙O̶̧̬͙̝̹ͅǪ̱̜̺̻̻̗̙̱̕D̢̧͇̝͈̬̝̫̦̻͈