FUCK THE COSINE

betch

clientsfromhell:

Client: How long will it take to produce this case study video?

Me: Four weeks from script and storyboard sign-off.

Client: We only have two weeks to get it done. We can give you an extra two days on top of the two weeks, will that help?

Me: It will help, yes. But only if we get the script and storyboard signed off today and get into studio tomorrow.

Client: Oh, we won’t be able to get all the stakeholders in one room to sign off on script and storyboard until the next managers’ meeting.

Me: When’s that meeting?

Client: In two weeks.

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

(via pinappleflamingo)

less talk, more less talk

i-dont-need-feminism:

lamefuckboy:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

WELL THAT TOOK A FUCKING TURN

O M F G

OMFG

(via actualteruteru)

spooksthebun:

pictured: neil cicierega just completely fucking killing it

(via papalvision)

(Source: seansoo, via actualteruteru)

strawberrystardust:

clear-as:

rowdy-redhead:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Always reblog Polite Cat.

Goodness.

(Source: toptumbles, via actualteruteru)

kiercns:

hypeoverload:

kiercns:

ur not punk if ur not nice

wrong

UR NOT PUNK IF UR NOT NICE 

(via ms-egderp)

dumb-boshie-stuff:

I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all
:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh

dumb-boshie-stuff:

I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all

:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh

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(Source: mattymara, via ms-egderp)

sixpenceee:

Informal infographic depicting evolution 

(via ms-egderp)

marksleftnutt:

This is the greatest mispronunciation of All Time.

(via cr1tikal)

nubianbrothaz:

tentacletherapissed:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

In
Case
Any
Of
You
Have
Doubts
About
This
Fact
(Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)

The Other Side:.  Truism that many Americans do not want to face.

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me

here’s a better depiction 

try this, actually

image

image

you think you’re gonna win this

Oh I don’t think. I know

imageimage

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tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

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